Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Tom was in his early 50s, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time.
Every day, he was five, 10, 15 minutes late. But, he was a good worker and real sharp, so the boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it.
Finally, one day he called Tom into his office for a talk, saying: “Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic. You do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome.”
“Yes, I know boss and I am working on it,” Tom responded.
“Well, good, you are a team player. That’s what I like to hear. It’s odd though, your coming in late. I know you’re retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?”
“They said, ‘Good morning, General.'”