Counts his money
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Three elderly couples were having tea one day.
They were chatting when one of the men, trying to get a chuckle, said to his wife, “Pass the honey, honey!”
A moment later, the second man said, “Pass the sugar, sugar!
This got an even bigger laugh, so the third man, although not quite as clever or quick-witted as the other two, decided to join in the fun.
He waited for the perfect opportunity, cleared his throat and confidently said, “Pass the tea, bag!”